If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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