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Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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