We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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