Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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