69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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