she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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