Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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