Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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