fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I touched a dick in church today
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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