how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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