I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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