he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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