i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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