I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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