Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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