So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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