Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Randomize
