is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
