He uses pillows to masturbate.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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