If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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