I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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