guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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