I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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