No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize