its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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