sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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