physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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