I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you inspire me to be a worse person
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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