This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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