I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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