and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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