I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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