She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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