If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
