# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
