Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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