Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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