I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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