My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
All I want is dick and wine.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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