im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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