You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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