Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Michael Bay diarrhea
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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