Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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