if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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