listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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