can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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