so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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