your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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