You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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