She even gives head with a lisp.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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