super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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