I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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