My room smells like vodka and shame
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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