oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
